Hey erybody Its me again, M-C again S-E-X again squeezing on your breasts again Without no questioning: are you hitched, are you single? I'ma put my finger in your pink wrinkle and make you tingle Yeah that’s just one digit Imagine how much I can dig it when I really rig it My dicks a spigot not a bigot when it comes to spitting It sees no difference in the skin of women Just the pink up in em Broad in bingham and pigtails springy givin me brain while i please her little pinky then I'm stuffin her Twinkie Man my dicks stinky Bustin on her dimples when I finish like Helsinki a flaming heterosexual swallow my jizz? I bet she will sip my swill beg to be drilled Spank her ass red like a mandrill Still calls me her Don Juan DeMarco And gives up the phat rabbit ala Donnie Darko Bigger bust than Darko Milicic I fill a chick Up to the brim With hella dick And they relish it As far fucking goes, she cuts the mustard Less of a lady, more a cum dumpster When I cut the cheese, she gets all flustered But that doesn’t stop her from chasing cock custard I'm flossin so hard, my gums bleed Bend babes backwards like Gumbi And I’m Pokey, come and stroke me You wanna keep this low key? Okee dokee! I like where this is going, No strings No ring? Now I’m feelin flyer than Boeing, Now lets commence with the blowing So I can release this liquid used for cloning Balls flappin in the wind like dumbo Dick getting jumbo call it white Mutombo Dikembe, it’s as Big as it can be I lick her little candy when I feel a bit randy I compose the most dopest opus Mr. Holland spins in his grave hocus pocus Buzzin like a locust til I’m drunk as shit I grab my nuts, I stumble and spit I fumble with the clit in the sheets in the dark Or get road head til we pull over and park Windows aint tinted, we ain’t committed Unprotected sex like condoms ain’t invented Twas the night before Christmas And all on my wishlist Is pussy, more pussy and a little bit of riches cuz money keeps the honeys steady chasin down my britches So I can fill their stocking with a fluid warm and viscous They lick up every drop cuz the shit is delicious Fuck em til they bow legged look like they got rickets I fuck longer than it takes to cook some briskets And one day none of this shit will be fictitious

There’s a group of girls that often gets neglected But I know how they feel, I too get rejected And they don’t expect it but I’ll give em what they want / Even though they’re less than perfect I’ll stick it in their cunt I’m talking bout the true freaks, not the ones that suck for a buck but the ones that are fucked up like fucked up/ Deformities don’t worry me/ They may ward off others but that’s more for me Just cuz she’s a freak doesn’t mean she can’t be freaky I’ll give it to any broad whose crotch don’t be reeking Who am I kidding? /I’ll give it to them too Clothespin on my nose if it smells like poo I’ve dealt with twins Siamese, amputees, Shoe size thirteens a girl/ who cums with each sneeze She masturbates with a jar of pepper/ And I’m the only guy who doesn’t treat her like a leper Cuz these are the freaks The freaky ass freaks Armpit hair lookin like they haven’t shaved in weeks No one’s wrote an ode for them, not even Keats So its up to me to fuck the freaks Dolores’ Engorged clitoris is Amorphous I’m gonna force this dick like a tortoise’s head Poor Chris, she’s squealing like a porpoise And making so much noise it sounds like there’re four of us Then I’ll put my sexual organ in Morgan’s orifice; pull out, burst all over her face Vicky has vertigo so she can’t be on top She even gets sea-sick when she’s givin me bop Gertrude has arthritis; her pussies the tightest Advil before handjobs, lube before she rides this Cindy’s a squirter so I grab my scuba goggles Cuz I hate the smell of pussy juice up in my nostrils I told her one day you’ll get cumuppins I suppose You’ll remember what I said when I cum up in your nose And Simone is covered with more moles than a chemist But my cum rains down on her tits like a tempest Cuz these are the freaks The freaky ass freaks Armpit hair lookin like they haven’t shaved in weeks No one’s wrote an ode for them, not even Keats So its up to me to fuck the freaks Sarah is the shit in the sack / But she scares off guys cuz her shits in a sack My philosophy on colostomies:/ if they’re not sloppy they’re fine /just keep them the fuck off of me Nother special girl/ who must remain name nameless Has Alzheimer’s and is damn near brainless It’s like our first time/ every single rendezvous Sometimes when we’re fuckin,/ she asks who are you? Cherry used to be a dancer Til she got cancer Now shes on the prowl she’s a sex-starved panther No hair on her pussy, /always has it primo for ya She don’t even shave, /But hey that’s chemo for ya! Cuz these are the freaks The freaky ass freaks Armpit hair lookin like they haven’t shaved in weeks No one’s wrote an ode for them, not even Keats So its up to me to fuck the freaks

Spanish chick on my side, you can me call me Portugal She's calls me papi, says that I'm adorable Asked her how the sex was, said it was historical But I knew she'd say that, so she calls me Oracle Gets wet goes crazy, think I’ll call her Gizmo Mogwai muff, she a nasty little nympho Munchin on my balls call her hungry hungry hippo And her pussy was so pink I nicknamed it Pepto I'll twist your sister, call me Dee Snyder Call me Woodward cuz I deep throat inside her She's mad about this dick, calls it Paul Reiser Cum fast as a shark call me Udo Dirkschneider I stay more horny than a TCU mascot Ask me how much ass I get and I say I gets a lot She choked my style, so I called her Ascot Didn't call her after that, had to make a fast stop Call me when you're lonely or when you're feelin bad I've got the cure call me your drug lab I'm leavin once we're done so don't get mad Don't call me an asshole, just call me a cab Never get tired of sex, no Cuomo I just wanna get screwed, I don't mean in slow-mo Loves to ride me fast, she calls me Chocobo Crazy for my dick like Sonny is for cocoa Little off my rocker call me Man of La Mancha Chicks say I'm noodles like the stuff under Sriracha hookin up with feminists, call me the new Sartre Guide as she goes down on me, her personal Sherpa And I'll eat the cat, you can call me Alf get ignorant up in it, you can call me Ralph Wiggum, i sic em, and dig deep up in em They're heart is a trophy call me Kano when I finish em I get a lot of head, call me a haberdashery Ex girl called me up, wanted sex passionately This a good idea? better think rationally Anything is good if it results in more ass for me Call me when you're lonely or when you're feelin bad I've got the cure call me your drug lab leavin when we're done so don't get mad Don't call me an asshole, just call me a cab Chasin that American tail, call me Fievel In this case the pussy is a friend, not a rival If she fall in love, don't call me liable I'm just movin on, call me an X-File Now she wants to kill me so I call her Species Furiously seething, she calls me feces She needs to chill out, take it down some degrees But for now my new chick thinks that I'm the bee's knees Fillin her and stuffin her, call me Chuck Testa When we're done she whispers I hope I impressed ya Certainly did, but she better get some rest, I'm Gonna get some mileage out her, think I'll call her Vespa Y'all can't touch this like Peter North's hair as she French kissed my dick and called me mon frere Felt good and warm, call her mohair Then I checked in that pussy I'm the mayor on Foursquare

I wanna do a virgin, One in particular I’ve talked to her rationally and even tried to trick her Into taking this dick into one of her orifices The celibate life with her, oh what a bore this is A tortoise’s shell is what her pussy’s been living in My dick’s like a snake, just waitin and slitherin As she brags to her friends about her hymen With a stiff arm to my stiff dick, like she’s a heisman, She gets me risin but she never be pleasing I even say please but she keeps on teasin It hurts like I’m teethin I’m a heathen fiendin Sex keeps me breathin, she lacks logic and reason! How the hell can a girl live her life without cumming Knowing that dicks exist but don’t let em in her plumbing? I find peace between the sheets, Relief between the cheeks I’m a beast in heat looking to bust deep in some sweet meat I’d rather be effin but I’m only J.O.in A BJ sounds great but I’m stuck soloin If her pussy were a spider then it’d be a pink recluse I just wanna get bit and suck out all the juice But if her pussy were a spider than I wouldn’t want to fuck it And that’s just not the case now is it Its exquisite, pristine, pretty and clean oh please just let Chris hit it This abstinence leaves me fappin since she's not unwrapping it, I’m stuck here packin tents in my pants and I can’t advance Into her dungarees, avoid sex like lung disease Gotta try it some time, why not with this MC? I’ll change her perspective by the end of this measure, I should change my name from MC Sex to MC Escher I’d rather be effin but I’m only J.O.in A BJ sounds great but I’m stuck soloin She oughta wear panties that say no admittance With a picture of a brick wall surrounding a kitten Wanna melt that chastity belt, make her unpure Why do I hang out with her, its not like she’ll say “Sure Put your weiner up in me” there’s no end to this beginning I almost quit cuz I was thinking there is no winning But the time I put in paid off I suggested some fingering, at first she scoffed But after some convincing she begrudgingly agreed Its not the real deal but its enough for me I’ve been waiting so long and it’s about to happen I’m so excited I feel like crappen but that would be bad and So I kiss her a little bit to try and warm her up Rubbing on her tits, squeezing on her butt Reach down her pants, wait what the fuck is up with this? Enough hair down there to cover Snuffaluffagus

Girl gotta strut that make her booty look squishy Wanna fuck her so good her pussy starts to miss me Goes into withdrawals, starts to shake and shiver Needs my dick back in it like a bow goes in a quiver Pokin at her uvula and her swoll tonsils On her knees look up to me like I'm her role model Feel like if she had a beer she'd swallow the whole bottle But I'm just gonna keep face fuckin full throttle So suck your cheeks in all tight and narrow Blow on my bone til you taste the marrow I scream "AY AY AY!" like I wear a sombrero I’m about to shoot like a bow and arrow   The girl on her knees next to you wants to share-o Say its not fair though You earned your share-o I’ve got a solution that’s fair and square-o Snowball her some cum like you’re feeding a sparrow Now this next verse is where I really start to get graphic She’s fingering her clit but my dick she’s gaggin Cum in her lungs is my goal right now And it behooves me to keep plowing this cow In the mouth every ounce of this muscle is throbbing She’s not just sucking dick, she’s sucking my body I let loose a giggle cuz my balls kinda tickle Then they start to boil as I feel the crescendo My life force drains as it fills up her soul Her body starts to shiver as she shovelin my pole What I’m pouring down her throat, she’s leaking out her pussyhole Immaculate ejaculate spewing out of control Twas a blessed blowjob, a religious experience BJs for the masses! BJs by the myriads! If churches had these, attendance would be stunning But I’m hard again so let's embrace the second coming She good at blowjobs but only internin Gotta move on to the next, keep rotation churnin Gettin lots of brain, like I love learnin Bustin nuts outta nowhere like they made by Merlin She blow with perfect embouchure Clearly not no amateur What's her name?  I'm not sure But wetter than an aquifer I don't put no stock in her Cuz soon I will be droppin her Others will be stalkin her I made that pussy popular Fingers graze her thighs as I’m breathing down her spine And she gets Goosebumps like R.L. Stine Fingers slide in her and she don't mind Then she licks it off, savors it like wine Both beyond plastered I boss her like a manager Eat her like a scavenger She rides me like a passenger stabbin her and hammer her Break her down then salvage her Explode like the Challenger Then disappear like Salinger