Rap Songs Bout Fuckin

by MC Sex

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It is what it says it is. Totally free unless, you know, you want to throw a lil somethin somethin my way.

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released July 5, 2012

Track 1 produced by MC Sex (Bass by Ramin Nazer)
Track 2 produced by Mr. Sparkles
Tracks 3, 4, and 5 produced by Werewolf Mask
All tracks mixed by Werewolf Mask
Mastered by Nick Smith

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Track Name: Meet MC Sex Again
Hey erybody
Its me again, M-C again
S-E-X again squeezing on your breasts again
Without no questioning: are you hitched, are you single?
I'ma put my finger in your pink wrinkle and make you tingle
Yeah that’s just one digit
Imagine how much I can dig it when I really rig it
My dicks a spigot not a bigot when it comes to spitting
It sees no difference in the skin of women
Just the pink up in em

Broad in bingham and pigtails springy
givin me brain while i please her little pinky
then I'm stuffin her Twinkie
Man my dicks stinky
Bustin on her dimples when I finish like Helsinki
a flaming heterosexual
swallow my jizz? I bet she will
sip my swill
beg to be drilled
Spank her ass red like a mandrill

Still calls me her Don Juan DeMarco
And gives up the phat rabbit ala Donnie Darko
Bigger bust than Darko Milicic I fill a chick
Up to the brim With hella dick And they relish it

As far fucking goes, she cuts the mustard
Less of a lady, more a cum dumpster
When I cut the cheese, she gets all flustered
But that doesn’t stop her from chasing cock custard

I'm flossin so hard, my gums bleed
Bend babes backwards like Gumbi
And I’m Pokey, come and stroke me
You wanna keep this low key? Okee dokee!

I like where this is going, No strings
No ring? Now I’m feelin flyer than Boeing,
Now lets commence with the blowing
So I can release this liquid used for cloning

Balls flappin in the wind like dumbo
Dick getting jumbo call it white Mutombo
Dikembe, it’s as Big as it can be
I lick her little candy when I feel a bit randy

I compose the most dopest opus
Mr. Holland spins in his grave hocus pocus
Buzzin like a locust til I’m drunk as shit
I grab my nuts, I stumble and spit

I fumble with the clit in the sheets in the dark
Or get road head til we pull over and park
Windows aint tinted, we ain’t committed
Unprotected sex like condoms ain’t invented

Twas the night before Christmas
And all on my wishlist
Is pussy, more pussy
and a little bit of riches
cuz money keeps the honeys steady chasin down my britches
So I can fill their stocking with a fluid warm and viscous

They lick up every drop cuz the shit is delicious
Fuck em til they bow legged look like they got rickets
I fuck longer than it takes to cook some briskets
And one day none of this shit will be fictitious
Track Name: Freaky Freaks
There’s a group of girls that often gets neglected
But I know how they feel, I too get rejected
And they don’t expect it but I’ll give em what they want /
Even though they’re less than perfect I’ll stick it in their cunt

I’m talking bout the true freaks, not the ones that suck for a buck but the ones that are fucked up like fucked up/
Deformities don’t worry me/
They may ward off others but that’s more for me

Just cuz she’s a freak doesn’t mean she can’t be freaky
I’ll give it to any broad whose crotch don’t be reeking
Who am I kidding? /I’ll give it to them too
Clothespin on my nose if it smells like poo

I’ve dealt with twins Siamese, amputees,
Shoe size thirteens a girl/ who cums with each sneeze
She masturbates with a jar of pepper/
And I’m the only guy who doesn’t treat her like a leper


Cuz these are the freaks
The freaky ass freaks
Armpit hair lookin like they haven’t shaved in weeks
No one’s wrote an ode for them, not even Keats
So its up to me to fuck the freaks


Dolores’
Engorged clitoris is
Amorphous
I’m gonna force this dick like a tortoise’s head
Poor Chris, she’s squealing like a porpoise
And making so much noise it sounds like there’re four of us

Then I’ll put my sexual organ in Morgan’s
orifice; pull out, burst all over her face
Vicky has vertigo so she can’t be on top
She even gets sea-sick when she’s givin me bop

Gertrude has arthritis; her pussies the tightest
Advil before handjobs, lube before she rides this
Cindy’s a squirter so I grab my scuba goggles
Cuz I hate the smell of pussy juice up in my nostrils

I told her one day you’ll get cumuppins I suppose
You’ll remember what I said when I cum up in your nose
And Simone is covered with more moles than a chemist
But my cum rains down on her tits like a tempest


Cuz these are the freaks
The freaky ass freaks
Armpit hair lookin like they haven’t shaved in weeks
No one’s wrote an ode for them, not even Keats
So its up to me to fuck the freaks


Sarah is the shit in the sack /
But she scares off guys cuz her shits in a sack
My philosophy on colostomies:/ if they’re not sloppy they’re
fine /just keep them the fuck off of me

Nother special girl/ who must remain name nameless
Has Alzheimer’s and is damn near brainless
It’s like our first time/ every single rendezvous
Sometimes when we’re fuckin,/ she asks who are you?

Cherry used to be a dancer Til she got cancer
Now shes on the prowl she’s a sex-starved panther
No hair on her pussy, /always has it primo for ya
She don’t even shave, /But hey that’s chemo for ya!


Cuz these are the freaks
The freaky ass freaks
Armpit hair lookin like they haven’t shaved in weeks
No one’s wrote an ode for them, not even Keats
So its up to me to fuck the freaks
Track Name: Call Me
Spanish chick on my side, you can me call me Portugal
She's calls me papi, says that I'm adorable
Asked her how the sex was, said it was historical
But I knew she'd say that, so she calls me Oracle

Gets wet goes crazy, think I’ll call her Gizmo
Mogwai muff, she a nasty little nympho
Munchin on my balls call her hungry hungry hippo
And her pussy was so pink I nicknamed it Pepto

I'll twist your sister, call me Dee Snyder
Call me Woodward cuz I deep throat inside her
She's mad about this dick, calls it Paul Reiser
Cum fast as a shark call me Udo Dirkschneider

I stay more horny than a TCU mascot
Ask me how much ass I get and I say I gets a lot
She choked my style, so I called her Ascot
Didn't call her after that, had to make a fast stop


Call me when you're lonely or when you're feelin bad
I've got the cure call me your drug lab
I'm leavin once we're done so don't get mad
Don't call me an asshole, just call me a cab


Never get tired of sex, no Cuomo
I just wanna get screwed, I don't mean in slow-mo
Loves to ride me fast, she calls me Chocobo
Crazy for my dick like Sonny is for cocoa

Little off my rocker call me Man of La Mancha
Chicks say I'm noodles like the stuff under Sriracha
hookin up with feminists, call me the new Sartre
Guide as she goes down on me, her personal Sherpa

And I'll eat the cat, you can call me Alf
get ignorant up in it, you can call me Ralph
Wiggum, i sic em, and dig deep up in em
They're heart is a trophy call me Kano when I finish em

I get a lot of head, call me a haberdashery
Ex girl called me up, wanted sex passionately
This a good idea? better think rationally
Anything is good if it results in more ass for me


Call me when you're lonely or when you're feelin bad
I've got the cure call me your drug lab
leavin when we're done so don't get mad
Don't call me an asshole, just call me a cab


Chasin that American tail, call me Fievel
In this case the pussy is a friend, not a rival
If she fall in love, don't call me liable
I'm just movin on, call me an X-File

Now she wants to kill me so I call her Species
Furiously seething, she calls me feces
She needs to chill out, take it down some degrees
But for now my new chick thinks that I'm the bee's knees

Fillin her and stuffin her, call me Chuck Testa
When we're done she whispers I hope I impressed ya
Certainly did, but she better get some rest, I'm
Gonna get some mileage out her, think I'll call her Vespa

Y'all can't touch this like Peter North's hair
as she French kissed my dick and called me mon frere
Felt good and warm, call her mohair
Then I checked in that pussy I'm the mayor on Foursquare
Track Name: Chaste Makes Waste
I wanna do a virgin, One in particular
I’ve talked to her rationally and even tried to trick her
Into taking this dick into one of her orifices
The celibate life with her, oh what a bore this is

A tortoise’s shell is what her pussy’s been living in
My dick’s like a snake, just waitin and slitherin
As she brags to her friends about her hymen
With a stiff arm to my stiff dick, like she’s a heisman,

She gets me risin but she never be pleasing
I even say please but she keeps on teasin
It hurts like I’m teethin I’m a heathen fiendin
Sex keeps me breathin, she lacks logic and reason!

How the hell can a girl live her life without cumming
Knowing that dicks exist but don’t let em in her plumbing?
I find peace between the sheets, Relief between the cheeks
I’m a beast in heat looking to bust deep in some sweet meat


I’d rather be effin but I’m only J.O.in
A BJ sounds great but I’m stuck soloin


If her pussy were a spider then it’d be a pink recluse
I just wanna get bit and suck out all the juice
But if her pussy were a spider than I wouldn’t want to fuck it
And that’s just not the case now is it

Its exquisite, pristine, pretty and clean oh
please just let Chris hit it
This abstinence leaves me fappin since she's not unwrapping it,
I’m stuck here packin tents in my pants and I can’t advance

Into her dungarees, avoid sex like lung disease
Gotta try it some time, why not with this MC?
I’ll change her perspective by the end of this measure,
I should change my name from MC Sex to MC Escher


I’d rather be effin but I’m only J.O.in
A BJ sounds great but I’m stuck soloin


She oughta wear panties that say no admittance
With a picture of a brick wall surrounding a kitten
Wanna melt that chastity belt, make her unpure
Why do I hang out with her, its not like she’ll say “Sure

Put your weiner up in me” there’s no end to this beginning
I almost quit cuz I was thinking there is no winning
But the time I put in paid off
I suggested some fingering, at first she scoffed

But after some convincing she begrudgingly agreed
Its not the real deal but its enough for me
I’ve been waiting so long and it’s about to happen
I’m so excited I feel like crappen but that would be bad and

So I kiss her a little bit to try and warm her up
Rubbing on her tits, squeezing on her butt
Reach down her pants, wait what the fuck is up with this?
Enough hair down there to cover Snuffaluffagus
Track Name: Perversion For Profit
Girl gotta strut that make her booty look squishy
Wanna fuck her so good her pussy starts to miss me
Goes into withdrawals, starts to shake and shiver
Needs my dick back in it like a bow goes in a quiver

Pokin at her uvula and her swoll tonsils
On her knees look up to me like I'm her role model
Feel like if she had a beer she'd swallow the whole bottle
But I'm just gonna keep face fuckin full throttle

So suck your cheeks in all tight and narrow
Blow on my bone til you taste the marrow
I scream "AY AY AY!" like I wear a sombrero
I’m about to shoot like a bow and arrow
 
The girl on her knees next to you wants to share-o
Say its not fair though
You earned your share-o
I’ve got a solution that’s fair and square-o
Snowball her some cum like you’re feeding a sparrow


Now this next verse is where I really start to get graphic
She’s fingering her clit but my dick she’s gaggin
Cum in her lungs is my goal right now
And it behooves me to keep plowing this cow

In the mouth every ounce of this muscle is throbbing
She’s not just sucking dick, she’s sucking my body
I let loose a giggle cuz my balls kinda tickle
Then they start to boil as I feel the crescendo

My life force drains as it fills up her soul
Her body starts to shiver as she shovelin my pole
What I’m pouring down her throat, she’s leaking out her pussyhole
Immaculate ejaculate spewing out of control

Twas a blessed blowjob, a religious experience
BJs for the masses! BJs by the myriads!
If churches had these, attendance would be stunning
But I’m hard again so let's embrace the second coming


She good at blowjobs but only internin
Gotta move on to the next, keep rotation churnin
Gettin lots of brain, like I love learnin
Bustin nuts outta nowhere like they made by Merlin

She blow with perfect embouchure
Clearly not no amateur
What's her name?  I'm not sure
But wetter than an aquifer
I don't put no stock in her
Cuz soon I will be droppin her
Others will be stalkin her
I made that pussy popular

Fingers graze her thighs as I’m breathing down her spine
And she gets Goosebumps like R.L. Stine
Fingers slide in her and she don't mind
Then she licks it off, savors it like wine

Both beyond plastered
I boss her like a manager
Eat her like a scavenger
She rides me like a passenger
stabbin her and hammer her
Break her down then salvage her
Explode like the Challenger
Then disappear like Salinger