Spanish chick on my side, you can me call me Portugal
She's calls me papi, says that I'm adorable
Asked her how the sex was, said it was historical
But I knew she'd say that, so she calls me Oracle
Gets wet goes crazy, think I’ll call her Gizmo
Mogwai muff, she a nasty little nympho
Munchin on my balls call her hungry hungry hippo
And her pussy was so pink I nicknamed it Pepto
I'll twist your sister, call me Dee Snyder
Call me Woodward cuz I deep throat inside her
She's mad about this dick, calls it Paul Reiser
Cum fast as a shark call me Udo Dirkschneider
I stay more horny than a TCU mascot
Ask me how much ass I get and I say I gets a lot
She choked my style, so I called her Ascot
Didn't call her after that, had to make a fast stop
Call me when you're lonely or when you're feelin bad
I've got the cure call me your drug lab
I'm leavin once we're done so don't get mad
Don't call me an asshole, just call me a cab
Never get tired of sex, no Cuomo
I just wanna get screwed, I don't mean in slow-mo
Loves to ride me fast, she calls me Chocobo
Crazy for my dick like Sonny is for cocoa
Little off my rocker call me Man of La Mancha
Chicks say I'm noodles like the stuff under Sriracha
hookin up with feminists, call me the new Sartre
Guide as she goes down on me, her personal Sherpa
And I'll eat the cat, you can call me Alf
get ignorant up in it, you can call me Ralph
Wiggum, i sic em, and dig deep up in em
They're heart is a trophy call me Kano when I finish em
I get a lot of head, call me a haberdashery
Ex girl called me up, wanted sex passionately
This a good idea? better think rationally
Anything is good if it results in more ass for me
Call me when you're lonely or when you're feelin bad
I've got the cure call me your drug lab
leavin when we're done so don't get mad
Don't call me an asshole, just call me a cab
Chasin that American tail, call me Fievel
In this case the pussy is a friend, not a rival
If she fall in love, don't call me liable
I'm just movin on, call me an X-File
Now she wants to kill me so I call her Species
Furiously seething, she calls me feces
She needs to chill out, take it down some degrees
But for now my new chick thinks that I'm the bee's knees
Fillin her and stuffin her, call me Chuck Testa
When we're done she whispers I hope I impressed ya
Certainly did, but she better get some rest, I'm
Gonna get some mileage out her, think I'll call her Vespa
Y'all can't touch this like Peter North's hair
as she French kissed my dick and called me mon frere
Felt good and warm, call her mohair
Then I checked in that pussy I'm the mayor on Foursquare
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