I wanna do a virgin, One in particular
I’ve talked to her rationally and even tried to trick her
Into taking this dick into one of her orifices
The celibate life with her, oh what a bore this is
A tortoise’s shell is what her pussy’s been living in
My dick’s like a snake, just waitin and slitherin
As she brags to her friends about her hymen
With a stiff arm to my stiff dick, like she’s a heisman,
She gets me risin but she never be pleasing
I even say please but she keeps on teasin
It hurts like I’m teethin I’m a heathen fiendin
Sex keeps me breathin, she lacks logic and reason!
How the hell can a girl live her life without cumming
Knowing that dicks exist but don’t let em in her plumbing?
I find peace between the sheets, Relief between the cheeks
I’m a beast in heat looking to bust deep in some sweet meat
I’d rather be effin but I’m only J.O.in
A BJ sounds great but I’m stuck soloin
If her pussy were a spider then it’d be a pink recluse
I just wanna get bit and suck out all the juice
But if her pussy were a spider than I wouldn’t want to fuck it
And that’s just not the case now is it
Its exquisite, pristine, pretty and clean oh
please just let Chris hit it
This abstinence leaves me fappin since she's not unwrapping it,
I’m stuck here packin tents in my pants and I can’t advance
Into her dungarees, avoid sex like lung disease
Gotta try it some time, why not with this MC?
I’ll change her perspective by the end of this measure,
I should change my name from MC Sex to MC Escher
I’d rather be effin but I’m only J.O.in
A BJ sounds great but I’m stuck soloin
She oughta wear panties that say no admittance
With a picture of a brick wall surrounding a kitten
Wanna melt that chastity belt, make her unpure
Why do I hang out with her, its not like she’ll say “Sure
Put your weiner up in me” there’s no end to this beginning
I almost quit cuz I was thinking there is no winning
But the time I put in paid off
I suggested some fingering, at first she scoffed
But after some convincing she begrudgingly agreed
Its not the real deal but its enough for me
I’ve been waiting so long and it’s about to happen
I’m so excited I feel like crappen but that would be bad and
So I kiss her a little bit to try and warm her up
Rubbing on her tits, squeezing on her butt
Reach down her pants, wait what the fuck is up with this?
Enough hair down there to cover Snuffaluffagus
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