The testicle festival is in town and your spectacles will soon be my seminal receptacle, it’s spectacular
Like my vernacular or the way my hips move when I’m tea-baggin or shagging her

An all out gonad gala, we’re going balls deep
Talks cheap so lets fuck and fall asleep
Or we can keep the party going
Keep the cum flowing
keep loins full of post-coital liquids glowing

The latter’s my preference
But sometimes after spilling my baby batter a nap sounds stupendous
Other times I feel restless and one orgasm isn’t enough to end this
Endless need to nut so I extend this

Sex session the same way my boner elongates
Her tongue waits for more waves of cum galore to taste
A dates just a chance to mate or splooge on a face
Never splurge if you don’t think your rod’ll reguritate

Step right up, it’s the testicle festival
Hittin all the towns in the U.S. and Mexico
Ain’t no donkey show, it’s a straight up freak show
If you want in you better sign the release yo

I think its becoming of a woman for me to be coming on her face
For that matter her tits, thighs, eyes or any place
She squeezes a mini taste of my family tree
Out of my mighty oak, with oh so much glee

Which is good, cuz my wood’ll be up in her esophagus
A real long time like a corpse in a sarcophagus
I wanna get mad pussy
Or even insane crotch
Cuz then I’d fuck Judy while George and Jane watch

I’m not misogynistic
But you can take this dick and massage it
I’ll show up at your prom with a barrage of corsages
To give the queen and princesses a taste of my cock sausage
And then watch their façades as I squirt on their visages

A tale of two titties as I Chuck my Dick ins
The pickens isn’t slim and so I’m clit flickin
These tales aren’t grim so I’m big grinnin
And I’m spillin on her linens so that means I’m winnin

Step right up, it’s the testicle festival
Hittin all the towns in the U.S. and Mexico
Ain’t no donkey show, it’s a straight up freak show
If you want in you better sign the release yo

Tickle on my balls til the precum crawls
Out its hole in the head; down my shaft it falls
And lap that all up from the base to the tip
Then open up wide cuz its all coming in

Hock a loogie up and lube me up til I’m harder than a rock
And gargle on that article cuz we don’t need to talk
Pull it out, a web of spittle is still sticking to your lips
Which helps cuz it’s time to shove this stick between your hips

So we’ve been Strokin, lickin
Now I’m Rammin my dick in
Cuz the sooner that it’s in there, the sooner that I’m finishin
That’s why I started, I’m not here for a marathon
Bust one, bust two, that’s all, I’m gone

You’re getting offended
The sex it just ended
Maybe not for you but for me it was stupendous
But don’t worry, we’ve both got sexual appetite’s insatiable
And view each other as equals, equally replaceable

She likes it on top
So she's grindin my cock
I don’t wanna bust in her
But I don’t wanna her to stop
So I Toss this wonderful broad to the side
And cum so damn hard that it lands near my eye

And we giggle, we laugh, oh me oh my we’re the BEST!!
Now let me watch you lick that cock snot off my chest
I know you got off
Of my dick when I pushed you
I don’t know if you came but that’s a personal issue

As for me my cum came and now it’s all gone
And it’s time for me to do the same so so long