She’s got more cream on her lips than a Funny Face from IHOP
Uh-oh, She looks like shes about to cry, STOP
We just met, We’re not AT ALL committed
“If my boyfriend knew, he’d be so goddamn livid!”

OH that explains it but my cock she just drained it
So I offer up an idea that might rearrange shit
Tell him what happened straight up, no lies
Then tell him that you’re sorry but you really think you guys

Have something special and you really want to preserve it
So you’re willing to do something a little perverted
Then list off each of your freakiest friends
And tell him that you’ll fuck one if that would make amends

And that he could join in, that’ll get his groin growin
If he says “I’m in” then that’s win/win/win
“I guess that could work, but what do you get out of this?”
I just want to meet your girlfriend so she can bounce on this


When your twat gets wet, on my cock just SIT
When you want it in your ass on my shaft just SIT
When you want me to taste on my face just SIT
And when my nuts in your mouth then you know that’S IT


Even she wants a relationship like Pam and Jim
I’d leave a spot on her face just like Marilyn
Monroe, play her with her hole like a mandolin
And then take no bull like Merrill Lynch

Her heads buried in the sheets and it muffles her screams
She’s clutching the mattress and grinding her teeth
Her thighs and my waist form a triangle
She drops her crotch; pussy lips dangle

And then I thrust in and bisect that shape.
My dick squishes pussy like feet squish grapes
Switch, She’s on top, riding me full throttle
I’m grabbing her hips; shaking like a ketchup bottle

My balls flap forward and clap on the clit
Like a hi hat click but that’s what you get
When you adopt this slick prick into your home
Need doggy door panties just for this bone

My toes curl as my dick hurls its pearl,
Lets go again just to make it plural
What in the world feels better than that? Not many things
Girls over money; you can’t buy you a ding a ling

You can choke on my dick but I need you to SIT
Hun if you’re ready for some cum then SIT
Before I jizz on your tits, I need you to SIT
And when my nuts in your mouth then you know that’S IT