Girls can learn a lot from an 8-bit console
Like how to take my cartridge in her mouth to her tonsils
And use her tongue like Yoshi suck me like Kirby
Toast me like Scorpion and get Dig Dug dirty

I’m up in them guts like Abadox
I’ll be the bogey on your six that you had in Starfox
“But Chris that was Super-” Thanks I thought so too
But you ain’t gotta tell me, cuz this is what I do

See I’m cockier than Locke in Final Fantasy 3
So get used to how I change to SNES so rapidly
Fuck it, new game, lets move to the next phase
Looks like my lean lizard’s leaning towards a Rampage

So pants are dropping just like King Hippo’s
Straight from the get go
She grabs cock and won’t let go
I’m laying more pipe than World Seven
Warpin around grabbing puss for my brethren

I’m in heaven, no its just Airman’s stage
Mega Man, we need more games like that this day in age
Maybe I just feel like I relate to Wood Man
Cuz when people ask what’s up I say “My wood man!”

But I’m no smooth talker, I could use a Game Genie
But I still get Continues so that I can use my weenie for

I put my finger in your ____ cuz that’s the spot
My dick ___ cuz I like you a lot
I ____ your pussy and you get real hot
And I ____ any suckers who cock block

Take off your clothes like Justin Bailey
I want to be inside you; that just goes without saying
Let’s kick around the subject like Chun Li
Maybe bring out the camera, make our own Smash T.V.?

My bald white Abobo’s looking woeful
Let’s eat a toadstool
So it can get swoll and old school
Then get all Simon Belmont on that ass with the whips
Or get a little weird like Mario 2 did

My dick is getting harder than that Ninja Turtles game
Or Battletoads amphibian games were all the same
So I take off my pants, I’m going Bionic Commando
Platonic relationships can go out the window

Condoms make it harder for me to enjoy sex
Like playing Galaga with controllers instead of joy sticks
You still fucking love it
Like Mario loves Peach
Even if her vaginas dried up like Koopa Beach

Now for me, Donkey Kong might be the wrong moniker
I prefer King Dong cuz with that there’s more fodder for
Girls to ask questions bout my crotch
Then I’m one step closer to a sperm launch

For me or a sperm lunch for her
She can Bobble my cum Bubbles and that’s what I prefer
Cuz it looks funny and I laugh like the dog from Duck Hunt
And The only real difference, is that I’m on a Cunt Hunt

I put my finger in your ____ cuz that’s the spot
My dick ___ cuz I like you a lot
I ____ your pussy and you get real hot
And I ____ any suckers who cock block