Vagina’s are weird looking, but they’re beautiful too
A woman should never be ashamed of her choo choo
No matter what the fuck is coming out of it
Be it cock, cum, tongue or even blood be proud of it!

So why then do ladies seem to find it unladylike
To summon cum when blood is coming out of their baby pipes?
They be like “I can’t tonight”
And I be like “Oh it’s alright
When my dick comes out, it’ll look like it took a bite”

Your pussy’s rubescent?
Don’t keep it clandestine
Just drop down your panties and don’t keep this man guessin
I’ll turn my peach popsicle into a sanguine stick
Tell everyone about it, they thinking We sick

Just cuz you’re on the rag it doesn’t have to be a drag
It’ll take more than blood to make my hard dick sag
We can still both cum UH
And then wash off AH
If you’re not down with that I’ll put my dick up in your jawwwww

Mayonnaise and ketchup is a great combination
Special sauce for a special occasion
A period ends sentences, not intercourse
My nut ends the sex and this is the chorus

Bloody pussy!? Man that’s not a scare
It’s more like a sloppy Joe or a burger cooked rare
The blood can make it better, wetter that’s for sure
And there’s something about that scarlet stuff that makes it feel pure

So alive and visceral so derived from the physical
Basic pleasures, a little different from the typical
Her pussies looking rubicund and she’s not a redhead
The cuffs don’t match the collar, yo lets get off the bedspread

Let’s put down a towel so your sheets don’t get messy
I know its that time of the month but no need to get testy
I’ve got something that’s tasty, here taste these testes
Before it’s too late and they taste too rusty

Oh you don’t care if it’s covered in your hemoglobin?
I can’t understand you cuz you’re still busy schlobbin!
Her blood counts down as blood drips down her cunt
No cunnilingus because that’s just dumb


Mayonnaise and ketchup is a great combination
Special sauce for a special occasion
A period ends sentences, not intercourse
My nut ends the sex and this is the chorus


You’re starting to menstruate, well this man thinks it’s great
Don’t wait let’s get straight to the main plate
That’s the red pussy, aka the bleeding hatchet wound
A chance to snatch the womb like this comes along but once a moon

Cuz a rise in hormones means more moans,
My bare bone’ll put boom in your poon like a pair of baritones
The crimson tide rolls in, my dick’ll roll out
So far we’ve had some fun with head but now I need no mouth

Her legs pinned back, Im swatting, swinging my sac
And the blood it leaks like red ink right down her ass crack
So the front half of my scrotum looks like it was painted
Or maybe I just dropped my drink and Kool Aid stained it

There’s a red Rorschach blot resting on her thighs
What do you see here? Is it two butterflies
Or is it a pair of lungs? I can’t quite decide
But if you wait a second I’ll add a splash of white

Mayonnaise and ketchup is a great combination
Special sauce for a special occasion
A period ends sentences, not intercourse
My nut ends the sex and this is the chorus