Locked and loaded? Yep
My cock is bloated
I’m looking to dive in some affairs that are sordid
“He just grabbed my ass!” Yep he sure did
Don’t you love that cocky swagger? He seems so assured.

Yo cuz sluts have slits for dudes with dicks
That vomit up when they get sick
All that thrusting has made them nauseous
Oops, there’s a stain, you might want to wash this

Keep your chick around me; I’m a try to do her
Cum in her eyes and make her squint like French Stewart
I’ll be hittin the clit of that chick you call honey
While you’re beatin your dick like the thing owes you money

And I’m so thankful for what I’ve got
A big full belly and a wet empty cock
I’m not looking for love I’m looking for lust
I don’t wanna touch your heart so on your titties I’ll bust



I stuff my hot dog in her mouth like she’s Kobayashi
Pull it out, come on her face, make her scream “OH MY GOSHY!!
Where’d all that cum come from?” You dumb dumb
I’ve been saving that up for this session of fun fun

But my dick’s still stiffer than a weekend at Bernie’s
So stiff it needs a gurney and believe me it’s yearning
For some jiggly, giggly pussy lips gargling
With creamy cunty cum spewing out like a lava stream

I’m always in the back of her mind
As I drill her in your face and finger-bang you from behind
Her slurp slurp slurp makes my dick burp
Out it’s guts on her tonsils with one strong squirt

And the rest it leaks out like drip drip drip
I came so fast she didn’t even get to strip
So my DNA is soaked in her B-R-A
But wait ten to go again and I’ll be OK




Look, I Love broads
if they aint too broad
Or loud or dumb
Just the ones looking for some good ol’ fun
And by fun I mean dick
In your mouth like a thermometer and I know you aint sick

And so I didn’t mind that our date was truncated
Cuz she depantsed me, found my trunk and ate it
Can’t focus with my locus of power deflowering her
This shower of semen should douse her then I’ll return

To my usual ways, that was my usual way
I’m dazed in this post-coital haze and amazed
How my man mayonnaise never fails to spray
On my prey at anytime in anyplace

I bone em real hard
Get my dick all up in em
Oh damn I’m sorry, did I damage your duodenum?
I don’t love em and leave em
I fuck em and chuck em,
Hump em and dump em
Relationships: I cleave them