It’s easy to spit bars all about nothing
easier to spit out bars about fuckin
the easy way out is to jot down on paper
Lines that end in suck and fuck and throw in some flavor
I Rocksteady with my rock hard ding dong
It goes BeBop when I put the pink on my schlong
My dick’s stuck up in that pussy like a Splinter
Anytime of the year be it April or winter
Inhibitions lowered like they’re playing limbo
If you’re talking bout fucking you’re talking my lingo
Everyday of my life is like sabado domingo
Things are falling into place like I’m winning at Plinko
Stumbling down halls
Fumbling with bras
Nothing in my balls
Cuz it all has sprawled
On the walls of vaginas that I have adored
And adorned with my sperm in one big pour
A fistful of phallus
White dick’s a crystal chalice
I’m in wonderland with Alice
And she’s loving all my talents
I’m feeling very needy
And I know it’s kinda greedy
But I wanna dump my seedy
On more pussy cats than Tweety
There’s an urgent need for detergency
To cure this vagina’s deterrent stink
Maybe steel wool and bleach will do the job
But if funk blocks fuck, I’ll settle for some slob
Do it for the story
Do it for the lolz
And do it with no condom if she takes her birth controlz
I’d rather be remiss than not missed at all
If you don’t like it that you can lick the balls
If my wiener were a wiener it’d be Ball Park Frank
It gets plump on your grill, When it’s hot give it a yank
Or maybe Hebrew National, it’s blowing up like Tel Aviv
Unborn children everywhere but hey, C’est la vie
Soulful and funky, the Nottingham rapper's latest features guest appearances from CRIMEAPPLE, Vandal Savage and Yumah. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 2, 2024
Entirely produced by Preservation comes the latest from lauded NJ rapper CRIMEAPPLE, whose bars hit as hard as ever. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 25, 2024